笔趣阁 > 恐怖灵异 > 萌萌哒系统 > 章005 奇葩妹妹

我不想吐槽了。                                    刚想解释。                                    可突然蹦跶出的这个东西有给我解释的可能吗?                                    不!                                    完全没可能了!                                    我用强烈加猛烈的用绝对肯定确定加一定的语气回答了我自己的话。                                    是的。                                    结果横竖都只会有一个!                                    那就是坑!                                    “给我张纸!”                                    我颤颤巍巍的对着林瑶伸出手。                                    “怎么了?”她一愣。                                    “写遗言”                                    “我勒个去,不会吧,欧尼酱,真的是你?”林瑶瞪大眼睛,用着极不可思议的神色看了我良久,看的我羞愧难当差点准备吃下这些可怕料理自尽之时,她当即一拍桌子,认真的看着我“干得好!!不愧是我亲爱的欧尼酱,竟能做出这种牛逼哄哄的大事,简直是禽兽的楷模,变态的先锋!”                                    好。                                    她原谅我了。                                    不对。                                    她是压根没有介意                                    我怎么感觉我更加羞愧难当了?                                    我他妈怎么更感觉自己不撞墙实在对不起自己的纯洁了?                                    大爷的。                                    老子在她面前一直装出友好哥哥一点也不好色的形象现在全没了?                                    “这个”                                    林瑶是无所谓了,我看向陈瑾萱,干笑道“这个其实呢”                                    “不要靠近我!”                                    陈瑾萱神色严肃道“我怕我忍不住会杀了你”                                    不。                                    你杀了我吧                                    我落泪。                                    现在                                    得了,因为我该开始任务了。                                    “亲爱的老妹!”我看向林瑶“如果欧尼酱我做出些对不起国家对不起社会对不起你大事,你会杀了我吗?”                                    “我会引以为豪!”                                    好回答。                                    所以。                                    我知道摸了陈瑾萱我将被活活打死,但林瑶摸了应该没大事!                                    于是乎,我凑到了我妹身旁,咬着牙,痛苦的就是伸出手,狠狠的揉住了她的屁股!                                    靠,挺大的                                    “噢”                                    这一摸,她脸上闪过一丝潮红,旋即发出欧美战斗篇的女主那般的长吟,眼神玩味的看了我一眼“欧尼酱,你太棒了”                                    “”                                    我真的无法想象。                                    我爸妈把这妞留在身边给我养,真的不担心我的贞操问题吗?                                    “其实那个电视的变态就是欧尼酱我,晚上要不要来欧尼酱房间尝试下我的变态情趣?”                                    我咬着牙,痛苦的开口。                                    “啊当然,欧尼酱你再用力点!”她妩媚的道。                                    “我”                                    任务完成了。                                    于是。                                    我一把将她推开,骂了自己一声禽兽不如后,捂着脸羞涩的流泪跑回了自己房间。                                    太欺负人了                                    这系统太过分了!                                    “啊,欧尼酱,晚上我来找你哦第一次见到你这么n。真的是把人家给吓坏啦!”林瑶在身后这样叫道!                                    妈的                                    我脚步一个踉跄,差点摔在了楼梯上。                                    我这个人。                                    天不怕地不怕,就是没法应对我这个妹妹啊                                    不过。                                    转过头时,陈瑾萱那对我厌恶加恶心的神色是怎么个回事?她怎么还露出那种有多远就一定要离我多远的目光?                                    我真的想喊冤啊!                                    “呼”                                    我一屁股坐在了床上。                                    看着这天花板,我也是沉默了下来。                                    我知道。                                    这系统的出现,我的生活从此就会被打乱了。                                    我无法用科学形容这系统,更别说是人为制造出来的,这太难让人信服了。简直就像是神亲手设置和安排的一样。                                    对了!                                    我一愣,忽然想起自己还有那所谓的主线任务,也是连忙打开那脑子那主线任务,点了下去。                                    “叮系统提示:玩家是否现在选择接受主线任务?确定/否”                                    “确定!”                                    我选择了确定。                                    毕竟嘛。                                    那老头说过。                                    现在摆在我面前的只有两种选择,要么被杀,要嘛杀人。                                    同样的。                                    我也很好奇,碰到了这种事情,我脑子中竟然很期待,似乎很想杀人一样这让我也深深的感觉到自己内心是不是藏着一头恶魔,现在正在被释放出来                                    “叮玩家接受任务,开始开展第一条主线!”                                    “叮任务启动,开始扫描目标!”                                    “叮扫描完毕开始匹配”                                    “叮匹配完成。系统将在明日此时通知玩家任务内容与敌方资料,请玩家做好充分准备。                                    提示:玩家目前综合战斗力与匹配敌方玩家胜率为%10,死亡率为%80。警告:请玩家及时提高战斗力!”                                    然而。                                    我刚接受任务,却出现了这样的展开。                                    一天后通知任务内容。                                    战斗力太弱,死亡率百分之八十!                                    “我擦,不是说都是同一天刚发布的吗?怎么战斗力有这样的差距?”我瞬间就傻眼了。                                    本来我以为可以五五分,然后尽快提高战斗力解决敌人的。                                    可                                    这不是要灭队的节奏么!                                    不对!                                    那老头不至于骗我,但如果这样说,那对方肯定是个大汉,或者是个很牛逼的特种兵?否则怎么会有这么高的战斗力?                                    嘛。                                    我是有点害怕的。                                    可同样。                                    我有点激动                                    我并没有后悔选择这任务!                                    我想的,是如何提高战斗力,然后把对方给宰了                                    是的。                                    内心隐藏着的恶魔                                    提高战斗力。                                    做任务获得剧情点是唯一的方法。                                    那么                                    日常任务是在晚上24点完的,可能有剧情点。                                    不过                                    那主线已经让我有点猝不及防,支线更是感觉恐怕不大对劲,也不敢乱来,得先把新手套装换了提高战斗力才是主要的。                                    “咚咚”                                    然而。                                    思考没多久,有人敲门了。                                    得。                                    不用多想,是林瑶                                    “欧尼酱,在吗?”                                    “他睡了,有事打110!”                                    “哼,你就忽悠我吧,别以为我没你房间的钥匙!”                                    外面传来林瑶开门的声音。                                    我倒是傻眼了。                                    她什么时候拿到我房间的钥匙了!?                                    咔。                                    门被打开。                                    林瑶穿着睡衣笑吟吟的站在门口看着我“你要给我看什么变态的情趣?”                                    我                                    这我虽然是个色狼。                                    但我不至于祸害到自己妹妹。                                    即便不是亲的。                                    啊。                                    怎么说呢,这个林瑶性格我也不大清楚。                                    在外面还是很端庄的,可在家里三天两头的对着我进行诱惑。开心的时候穿着小内内小罩罩在我面前晃悠。不开心的时候甚至准备和我一起同浴                                    唉,说来话长。                                    我都不知道自己是怎么坚持至今的....                                    厄。                                    所以,今天这种事情,还是我主动                                    我他妈完全不知道该如何应对啊!                                    “啊,呵呵呵,这个我是开玩笑的!”我干笑。                                    “嘻嘻嘻没事,我知道你开玩笑的!”她一把将门关上,小步走到了我的面前,对着我挑了挑眉毛,声音变得温柔起来“欧尼酱”                                    “我草,你想干嘛?”                                    我顿时瞪大眼睛“我是你哥!”                                    “我知道...又不是亲的,这样才刺激!”                                    “不是...这个,被发现了我会被打死的...那,对了,那陈瑾萱呢?她是客人啊,你要好好陪着她..”                                    “她换好衣服,准备出门买东西!”                                    ...                                    我感觉今天贞操不保了。                                    现在有两个选择。                                    一个是打死她。                                    另外一个是打死我自己...                                    否则我若是坚持不住底线了,搞出了什么大事,那真的要天下大乱了。                                    没错!                                    死道友不死贫道!                                    林瑶,我对不住你了!                                    “叮...日常任务启动..”                                    可突然。                                    脑子坑爹的又出现了这任务...                                    我想哭了..                                    “请玩家接受林瑶的意愿,同时出门购买一个小型避孕套!”                                    是这个任务。                                    好!                                    避孕套就算了                                    可                                    我用小型?                                    我草,妈的,这不带这么讽刺的吧?

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