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“变态,你说什么?”                                    女神这话,是深深的刺痛了我的心灵。                                    竟然又说我变态?                                    我靠!                                    说的太掷地有声,说的太赞了!                                    “没有啦,人家只是想让你赢的快一点!”我羞涩的看着她。                                    好吧。                                    我不变态了。                                    其实。                                    我是故意这么说的。                                    女神知道是看到我耍变态,很神奇的就会变得非常厉害。真的,现在这就是证明。她喊了我一句变态后一秒内句将这个狱卒卒长给狠狠的踩在了地下,这不是突然爆发是什么东东?                                    要知道。                                    这可是刚才和她打的不相上下的。                                    “”                                    这不。                                    女神也发现了自己的变化,傻眼了下,之后淡定了下来,更用力的将这个狱卒卒长小家伙给直接踩晕在了地上。                                    完成。                                    第三层轻松通关了。                                    我叹了口气。                                    这个地区一共六层。                                    我们过了三层,只是完成了一小半而已。                                    危险。                                    全部在下面啊!                                    “坐下休息吧!”到路口时,我找了个阴冷的地方坐着。                                    “怎么?不继续?”女神问我。                                    “看入口!”我耸肩。                                    “入口?”                                    几个女人都蹙眉不解了。                                    “脚印!”我说。                                    “有人进去了?”她们问。                                    “是啊,在我们之前就进去了。他们是趁着我们打怪的时候进去的,这脚印还是很新鲜,没有丝毫被其他沙子碾过的痕迹,这代表我们被人当枪手打了一次前锋了!”我哭笑不得,我也是才发现。                                    刚才战斗太认真,我都没有发觉这些事情呢。                                    不过。                                    也无所谓。                                    我笑了!                                    “我搞不懂你,为什么你还笑!”微风细雨蹙眉看着我。                                    “这是替我们去送死不好吗?他们是我们的队友!”我说。                                    “怎么断定?”小白问。                                    “因为这队友没有在我们背后开冷枪!”女神踢我回答了“同样,这些队友的足迹是故意留下的,他们是想和我们表达队友的关系,想让我们谅解而已。毕竟,在这里,我们无论如何都不能自相残杀!”                                    对。                                    女神把我的想法说出去了!                                    所以。                                    这才说女神也很机智。                                    “原来如此!”东野俊点头“美女你真聪明!”                                    呵呵。                                    他就没夸我。                                    他刚才怎么不侦查我?                                    怕侦查吓哭了吗?                                    妹的。                                    不过无所谓了,我自己能杀死那个狱兽,显然他对着我更是有了点忌讳。若是他,别说想赢的这么轻松了,能赢就可以偷笑了吧!                                    “那可以追啊!”女神看着我“我应该没分析错!”                                    “不,我是个瑕疵必报的人!”                                    我扬起嘴角“那群傻逼,下面早有另外一支队伍在等他们了。你以为就我们三个队伍吗?另外一支队伍恐怕不知道用了什么方法到达了第四层埋伏了起来,准备对我们这些人下黑手呢!”                                    “怎么判断的?”                                    “诺!”我指着自己旁边的不远处的一个烟头“我可不认为趁我们打怪时溜走的家伙有闲心跑到这边抽烟!”                                    我视力好。                                    加上功法。                                    眼力惊人。                                    这个几乎和沙在一起没什么差别的烟头却是被我找到,几个人都又是被我的眼力给震惊到了,打量起了我的48k纯瞎狗眼。                                    “等半小时吧,路飞估计那时候可能已经打完了!”我道。                                    “这么热怎么等”                                    “下一层更热”                                    好吧。                                    几个人都在这里热成狗了。                                    “嘿,东野俊,你去那边一下!”我说。                                    “干嘛?”他蹙眉。                                    “我们要半点私事,发泄一下啪啪啪!”我说。                                    他错愕了。                                    满是不可思议的看着我们四个。                                    “4p?”                                    “对头,不过没你的份,过去吧,偷看的话小白一枪爆头了!”我说。                                    他肯定不信  。                                    我也不信。                                    我要能4p,死在这我都开心啊。                                    他撤了。                                    “好了,要干嘛?”女神蹙眉问我。                                    “啪啪啪吧!”                                    “唰!”                                    她拔起刀。                                    “诶。别激动啊女神!”我急忙吓尿“我这系统和你们不一样,可以换钱,换吃,还可以换冰!”                                    几个女人眼中发亮。                                    “给我!”                                    “快点!”                                    “我要”                                    “”                                    怎么听着这么别扭。                                    “一人亲一口!”                                    三个耳光,然后她们从我这里抢走了冰块抱着,啧啧,这耳光真值钱。在这种地方,这东西简直是个万金不换的宝贝啊。                                    “你不准备杀了那累赘吗?”女神忽然问我。                                    “草,他爸是安培啊,比李刚还牛逼!”我吓哭了。                                    “别胡扯,别以为我不知道你想什么!”女神面无表情。                                    小白和微风细雨也是那样看着我。                                    我笑了。                                    “死肯定要死,不过,要有价值!”我扬起嘴角“晚点你们就知道  ”                                    三十分钟后。                                    下去。                                    第四层,是灼热地狱。                                    四周满是沸腾的血池和火海,在这里几乎都要热成狗了。                                    一下去,我们感觉上面都是天堂。                                    脚踩在石阶上,感觉都差点要融化,小白几个妹纸都是如此。                                    唉。                                    我下次得警告下小白了,这样不穿鞋不好啊。                                    如果以后我变成足控了,那怎么办?                                    不过。                                    一下去,我便是看到一大群狱卒正守在门口,而领头的,是一个抓着恶魔叉子,长的像埃及法老王的家伙。                                    “汉尼拔:大监狱推进城副署长!”                                    “战斗力:301!”                                    好吧。                                    看过这个剧情的都知道,这家伙是一个战斗力渣渣,但却当了很大的官的家伙。                                    被主角路飞给秒了。                                    不过。                                    骨气还是有不少。                                    当他见到我们,是傻眼了下“怎么还有人要下来?”                                    不过说完这句。                                    他顿时就嘿嘿笑了“哈哈哈,又有人下来了。那我偷偷放过他们,等等破坏了署长的好事,让署长出失误挨骂,那么他降职我就可以升为署长啦”                                    好了。                                    这家伙就是那种心里话会出来的白痴。                                    于是。                                    他大手一挥“让路!”                                    “哗!”                                    一排士兵让开了。                                    妈的。                                    我嘴角一抽,没法吐槽。                                    这可真的是太给面子了。                                    我们也很配合的走了下去,朝着路过迈进。                                    只是。                                    当我下去时,见到面前的场景,是差点没哭出来!                                    “怎么还没打完?”                                    好的。                                    是这么一幕。                                    路飞要下去救哥哥,然后和署长麦哲伦打了起来。                                    现在。                                    和剧情发展的一样。                                    只是。                                    多了几个。                                    我看到了十个玩家。                                    死了四个,剩下六个,两个是在帮路飞,四个是在帮麦哲伦打路飞。                                    “得,战况演变了,我们下来早了!”我无奈。                                    “你是故意挑这个时候下来的吧,无非是想打而已!”女神冷笑的看了我一眼“我还不了解你?”                                    妹的。                                    被拆穿。                                    “你又不嫁给我,理解我有啥用!”我抿了抿嘴。                                    女神不语了。                                    “小白,开枪,打麦哲伦的右脚膝盖,狙击枪!”                                    这麦哲伦身上有毒。这四周的士兵都被吓散了,没人敢逼近,刚好,这就是我们发挥的场所。                                    “砰!”                                    小白很配合,一枪打中了麦哲伦的膝盖。                                    噗!                                    穿梭而过。                                    他是果实能力者。                                    “没用!”小白连忙道。                                    “有!”我笑。                                    砰!                                    穿过麦哲伦身体,带着毒素,直接打到了前面一个帮麦哲伦我们的敌对玩家身上。                                    “啊我我身体被毒素蔓延了!”他惊恐大叫“我剧情点不够了,要5剧情点才能治疗!!!”                                    之后。                                    之后挂了。                                    “这就叫,借刀杀人。36计的一种!”我贱笑。                                    麦哲伦一招把路飞撞飞,接着转过头看向了我们。                                    “还有杂兵?”麦哲伦脸色难看。                                    “诺,枪口涂上这个!”我扔了个东西给小白。                                    小白一愣。                                    但还是听了。                                    “开枪!”                                    “砰!”                                    女神一枪打在了麦哲伦手上。                                    噗。                                    子弹咔在肌肉中。                                    但。                                    流血了。                                    “这是油!果实能力厉害如何?我们是现代人!”我轻笑了,一人扔了一瓶红花油“武器涂上油,我们上,我看电视就对这家伙很不爽了,我倒是想瞧瞧,我们能不能赢他”                                    说着。                                    我也是表情严肃了“剧情点没有二十点的,别来,小白,开枪掩护!”

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